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FictiousWill
01-03-2007, 09:26 PM
Just as you've carefully built the wall within the orange lines, one of them is trying to engineer it's way in. Good thing it's wearing a colorful 'shoot me' hat, or even the most unattentive SF player might not know what to do. After our experience from bridge-building and rock-climbing, those dastardly tutorial men don't stand a chance. Don't build on the build wall! Enjoy your game.

:D


Just checking in to let you guys know we're still working hard on SF2, and all the mountains of work it takes just to add the smallest of things to the game. I'm currently up to my eyeballs in weapon models and remaking block models. For those of you that aren't aware, a new weapon consists of quite a few components. The model itself, the hands, the forearms, and all the bones inside them. Then the weapon needs animations; draw, holster, fire1, fire2, reload, and so on. Then it needs a separate world model, and then it needs torso animations for the 3rd person player. Then it needs scripts to define what media it uses, and finally several pages of sourcecode to make it appear correctly in-game. Simply put, it's a bit of a nightmare. So bear with us, we're still plodding along.

pogo
01-03-2007, 09:30 PM
we love you for all of your devotion to our oddly unspecific needs.

give the dog a bone and youve got a dog. go you!

Doctor Bob
01-03-2007, 10:29 PM
The tutorial men sound like some scary new and very bad-ass clan >: D

IactoSophos
01-03-2007, 10:36 PM
Yay tutorial! I'm up for playing that just so I can hear Khuskan say "OH NOES!! SOME FAG IS TRYING TO GET IN YOUR BASS!!!!"

And then if he gets in, we have Kas saying "I R IN UR BASE, TUTCHIN UR FLAG"

Khuskan
01-03-2007, 11:26 PM
Yay tutorial! I'm up for playing that just so I can hear Khuskan say "OH NOES!! SOME FAG IS TRYING TO GET IN YOUR BASS!!!!"

stole my bass.

http://www.baiafishingpng.com/images/Fishing%20Tour%20039.jpg

Oh silly man who vaguely looks like a slightly older Chuck Norris, how I love you.

Speaking of which:

Louti has done something ABSOLUTLEY AMAZING.
I can't tell you what it is yet, but seriously, take some time worship him with us,

Sayyan
01-04-2007, 12:13 AM
Haha. /worshipped

Fallen Angel
01-04-2007, 12:14 AM
Whad He Do?
Worship

SwiftSpear
01-04-2007, 04:11 AM
Whad He Do?
Worship
Every codins that maeks SF v2 be teh super cool!

MasterDana
01-04-2007, 05:34 AM
BIG CHAINSAW HANDS BZZZZ

inzehhat
01-04-2007, 06:01 AM
OMFG, YOU CAN'T TEASE ME LIKE THIS!

something amazing?!

idk what it is!


ohohohoh, i was on xbox live the other day, and i was thinking it would be insane if you guys could get v2 onto xbox live arcade.

i would die.

even tho theat's probably a longgggg shot.

Eraser Combo Pack
01-04-2007, 06:16 AM
OMFG, YOU CAN'T TEASE ME LIKE THIS!

something amazing?!

idk what it is!


ohohohoh, i was on xbox live the other day, and i was thinking it would be insane if you guys could get v2 onto xbox live arcade.

i would die.

even tho theat's probably a longgggg shot.

Eww no! Keep console noobs far far away from SourceForts!

inzehhat
01-04-2007, 06:25 AM
haha, you'd be suprised, live arcade games aren't advertised like anywhere, so usually only knowledgeable people get their hands on them.

and it's not like console newbs are any worse than PC newbs.

Khuskan
01-04-2007, 07:53 AM
BIG CHAINSAW HANDS BZZZZ

Yuo Fail at bbs code.

haha, you'd be suprised, live arcade games aren't advertised like anywhere, so usually only knowledgeable people get their hands on them.

and it's not like console newbs are any worse than PC newbs.

It's hard enough to build as it is, without some shitty analogue stick layout instead of a mouse and keyboard. Those things are either too sensitive or respond like two dead monkeys chained to a typewriter.

teamstevo
01-04-2007, 08:40 AM
hopefully you included spectator mode :D

Klip1337
01-04-2007, 08:41 AM
khuskan... did he do that thing that I suggested? if so... yay me! if not.. then you guys better get working on it. (p.s. dont tell the public what it is, I want them to be surprised if you guys do implement it. Imagine their faces when it first happens... they'll be like.. WTF

!LeMoN_PoOdin!
01-04-2007, 09:15 AM
(p.s. dont tell the public what it is, I want them to be surprised if you guys do implement it. Imagine their faces when it first happens... they'll be like.. WTF

anyone else wanna punch this guy in the face?

DJimpy
01-04-2007, 09:27 AM
this forum is complete roflcopter.

kaidus
01-04-2007, 09:57 AM
anyone else wanna punch this guy in the face?

*raises hand*

Not entirely sure what for.. I know it'd be a laugh though.

Also, go devs, go louti, woo!

Khuskan
01-04-2007, 06:07 PM
khuskan... did he do that thing that I suggested? if so... yay me! if not.. then you guys better get working on it. (p.s. dont tell the public what it is, I want them to be surprised if you guys do implement it. Imagine their faces when it first happens... they'll be like.. WTF

I have no idea what you suggested :-\

SGorilla
01-04-2007, 06:34 PM
Wooooo SOURCEFARTS.

pogo
01-07-2007, 06:01 PM
one day they are going to change the logo to say that, and noone will notice.

Sauce
01-10-2007, 05:49 AM
wew! none of your original post made ANY sense to me will until other people started replying XD

cant wait to see whats in 2.0, although I already have a good idea from the 1.9.2 betas and all the stuff you said was getting done for 2.0 back then :D