Suverin vs XForts

[RedXIII^]

Fun match, we had jeffers ringing.

http://www.suverin.com/nk/upload/Gallery/sfskywalk0085bh3.jpg

[kas]

I remember timmah...he joined xf?

[KGtheway2B]

do you guys ever lose?

[narwhal]

No, but they dominate utterly and completely :(

[AlphaSE7EN]

wish i coulda been there


<3

[hobbes]

Suverin used no clip.

[AlphaSE7EN]

no clipz, only stunstix


bitch

[RedXIII^]

Hah, it was fun, we dont lose much, but we take it well when we do :)

PT and EV are the upcomers, I look foward to see them playing more often.

[kaidus]

PT and EV are the upcomers, I look foward to see them playing more often.

What the hell does that have to do with anything? If I was a mod I'd ban you..;)

[RedXIII^]

:(

Just being nice..

[hobbes]

What the hell does that have to do with anything? If I was a mod I'd ban you..;)

I agree!

[narwhal]

I'd ban him from league so everyone else would have a chance... :D

[AlphaSE7EN]

wanna know how we win?

heres how our practices go:

1) everyone arrives on the vent server and the sf server
2) we immediately become verbally abusive to each other; this step continues for the enitre practice
3) Kaidus and Red argue like a couple who has been married for 40 years
4) Someone (usually me) always makes a comment about all the limey bastards in the clan
5) We practice a build or two, combat test it for like 20 minutes
6) everyone hits on kas, because he sounds so secksi
7) we disperse, usually ending on some sort of "fuckyourmother" type of comment

I'VE GIVEN AWAY OUR SECRET. OH NOES.

[SwiTcH]

No, but they dominate utterly and completely :(

thats whatcha get for leaving HTH.

[RedXIII^]

We dominate because nar left HTH?

Wow...thanks nar!

wanna know how we win?

heres how our practices go:

1) everyone arrives on the vent server and the sf server
2) we immediately become verbally abusive to each other; this step continues for the enitre practice
3) Kaidus and Red argue like a couple who has been married for 40 years
4) Someone (usually me) always makes a comment about all the limey bastards in the clan
5) We practice a build or two, combat test it for like 20 minutes
6) everyone hits on kas, because he sounds so secksi
7) we disperse, usually ending on some sort of "fuckyourmother" type of comment

I'VE GIVEN AWAY OUR SECRET. OH NOES.

SO TRUE.

[narwhal]

We dominate because nar left HTH?

Wow...thanks nar!



It was my plan all along! Muahahaha

[jeffers727]

"pwn it, jeffers. pwn it!" is what comes to mind from the after match football.

[kaidus]

No no no. It was "p00n" it.

[jeffers727]

oh so true. i just took it as pwn, though i pronounce it pown, each to their own i thought.

but damnit kaid P00N IT

[Bovineconspiracy]

That match hurt. A lot. In my anus. Cuz Suverin raped us hard :(

[IactoSophos]

Yeah, Red tries to be reasonable at Kaidus, while he goes into a fuss, and then everyone gets all bitchy and the "Fuck off Iacto" or "Fuck off Iago" song starts from Kaidus, then Kas says "Can't we all just get along" and Kai starts singing "Fuck of Kaaaaaaaaaz" then Red screams "Shut up for a second!" and then entRo is all like "Just shut the fuck up" and then Noc is all like "I'm beefy and manly. Have my children". Then Red is just like "Ok, ok! Let's just fucking build I'm *mumble mumble*" and then BlackJack (affectionately known as BJ) starts having a conversation with Fail, getting interrupted again by Mr Kaidus singing the "Fuck off *insert name here*" song. Again. Then I wonder wtf is going on, minimise to check some stuff, come back and someone's built a penis, Death-Ripple and XioXygen are just wandering round aimlessly, laughing at my awesome spray and then Red's all like "OK" (kinda shouting now) "Can we just do this?".

Then quiet.


Then someone (probably Kaidus) says:
shut up noob

And the process starts again.

[RedXIII^]

That was our last practice on skywalk!

Dont forget alpha saying we are all limey bastards that drink tea..

[dacrusader]

That was our last practice on skywalk!

Dont forget alpha saying we are all limey bastards that drink tea..

Damnit I wanna be in a clan like that!

[kas]

oh so true. i just took it as pwn, though i pronounce it pown, each to their own i thought.

but damnit kaid P00N IT

This reminds me of a forgotten step in the practice process.

Get into an argument about the pronunciation of l33t speek! ... pwnt/pawnt anyone?

[kas]

And let's not forget the government mandated "You're just pubbing and pretending" comment from entRo ;)

[hobbes]

Damnit I wanna be in a clan like that!

Then join em, just throw Suverin tags on and sorta "blend" in, I doubt they would even notice tbh...I mean they ARE british.

[Phase3]

Yeah, Red tries to be reasonable at Kaidus, while he goes into a fuss, and then everyone gets all bitchy and the "Fuck off Iacto" or "Fuck off Iago" song starts from Kaidus, then Kas says "Can't we all just get along" and Kai starts singing "Fuck of Kaaaaaaaaaz" then Red screams "Shut up for a second!" and then entRo is all like "Just shut the fuck up" and then Noc is all like "I'm beefy and manly. Have my children". Then Red is just like "Ok, ok! Let's just fucking build I'm *mumble mumble*" and then BlackJack (affectionately known as BJ) starts having a conversation with Fail, getting interrupted again by Mr Kaidus singing the "Fuck off *insert name here*" song. Again. Then I wonder wtf is going on, minimise to check some stuff, come back and someone's built a penis, Death-Ripple and XioXygen are just wandering round aimlessly, laughing at my awesome spray and then Red's all like "OK" (kinda shouting now) "Can we just do this?".

Then quiet.


Then someone (probably Kaidus) says:
shut up noob

And the process starts again.

I actually lol'd, really, really hard at that.

[MasterDana]

I loved being on Suverin vent when we messed around with the friction.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[kas]

TRUE VENT TALES!

Red: Oh, can I build it?
Kaidus: NO!
Red: Awwww, but they have a ramp!
Kaidus (sounding very british and pissed off mind you): I DON' GIVE UH SHIT!

[RedXIII^]

That was today...hah, I love our vent.

[lynx]

I actually lol'd, really, really hard at that. Ditto. Happy days :)

[IactoSophos]

Yeah, it was hilarious when I was there. Kind of half anyway. And it is that frantic during games with Red constantly bitching at us "YOU NEED TO COMMUNICATE GUYS!"

[AlphaSE7EN]

the best thing to happen on vent so far was the discovery of text-to-speech.

[MasterDana]

FUCK YOU, HOBBES.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

LOLOLOL

(Vent stuff)

[RedXIII^]

Hobbes sure writes some fucking funny text to speech stuff!

I like the calling peoples names as well..

TTS:hobbes, hobbes, hobbes, hobbes
Hobbes: What?
TTS: Shut the fuck up

[Monty]

I just took a shit-In 26 seconds
...

[SwiftSpear]

Hobbes got funny TTS? Heh, the other day hobbes didn't even know how to use the TTS :P

[RedXIII^]

Well I told him how to do it after that...he has make a TTS rap and some other funny sayings, it's great.

[gamerxr72]

I took on Suverin once, solo. They won just barely. Spawn sealing bastards. :)

[RedXIII^]

Whaa?

[kas]

I took on Suverin once, solo. They won just barely. Spawn sealing bastards. :)

He wishes that quote was as funny as eraser's.