this has to be the best online newspaper I have ever seen. Ive been reading it for about a year now, an dit always keeps me up to date with local events.
http://www.framleyexaminer.com/
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"man causes £25,000 damages to own hair"
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'after a disaterous incedent caused by hazardous toast fumes'
'I just wasnt very impressed really, it was'nt the right shape in my opinion'
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"fifteen year old boy, aged 15, laughs himself to death at just 14 years of age"
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'after a freind broke wind while playing
hepititus rush on their game station max 6000+
seriously this thing is so funny, the real laughs are in the details, like the ad that says 'remember the day you made the news' and advertises backissuse. if you look, the newspaper the guy is holding has the headline 'peodiphile still at large' on it.
or the fact that the author of 'I saw a useless UFO' is 62, but has a picture of a 5 yearold boy next to his name.
or the job ads section feturing an ad for sombody to design this ad. (sucsessful aplicants will already have the job), or an ad requireing a transformer to teace ceramics to small mice (must be at least 8ft tall and able to turn into a lorry)
you guys should check it out