Just spent the last 40-odd minutes glued to my screen - reading this:
http://www.holyshiite.com/caver/index.html

Probably the best thing I've read on the internet in a long time... give it a go .

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"If they rape and kill me, I hope they kill me first. That way, I sort of win."

Did I give you the link to this? I can't remember. It is too bad that it doesn't have a proper conslusion. :roll:

Bwhahaha. Awesome. Obviously a fake, probably from some literary student or something, but still a GREAT read.

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yea, that was the wierdest story (i read it the same time you did)

That's where I got it from!

Yeah, you did give me the link, thanks . Scared a couple of people out of caving.

I thought the ending was great.

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"If they rape and kill me, I hope they kill me first. That way, I sort of win."

Ditto. Beliveable? hell no, but still pretty frigging awesome.

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Brilliant. The best read I have enjoyed in a long time. Something that good ought to be published. Far better story than the Blair Witch project ever was.

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#sourceforts - irc.GameSurge.net

They're making it into a film. An independent film, with no Hollywood love interest or anything.

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"If they rape and kill me, I hope they kill me first. That way, I sort of win."

Did some research on this. Its a massive pwnage spree between the ted (they guy who acctually did do this, albeit exxagurated to make it a cool story), and some guy called Tom lera, who apparently chavied his story.

Anyway, the story is really good. And its a shame they dont say what happen ("someone set us up the bomb" *snigger*). But they guy called ted, and B really did find a cave, but it didnt have any crazy shite in it.

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I figured the pictures acctually were his, not just stolen from somewhere.

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