Hi. My name is TCM.
I specialize in nipple protrusion measurements and mammary scans.
I have been inspecting for 12 years, man and boy, and I won 'inspector of the year' four times in a row during my breastco days.
As for references, I have previously examined the bosoms of such names as Luciano Pavarotti, Margrethe II of Denmark, and Knifa's mum.
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