http://www.ibrokemypenis.com

Seriously. That would suck hard.

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I can't believe I clicked that link and am avidly reading it.

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proof sol said it

Every guy should know. If your cock goes pop and swells up like a balloon, you need surgery fast.

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And don't drive yourself, call an ambulance. They get you in fast. Hospitals assume that if you walk in under your own power you'll live a few more hours.

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Same goes for sudden excruciating and unrelenting pain and swelling about the junk. Testicular torsion is likewise a surgical emergency. Tell the triage nurse that you're worried that your equipment has no circulation. Settling for "groin pain" was a mistake.

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how the fuck do you break your penis if you don't have a bone there?

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The tissue broke.

How do you break your heart if it's not a bone?

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With a fucking nailgun. You want to try?

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proof sol said it

Quite curious how you stumbled upon this, and no I haven't clicked the link. I dread to think of what would turn up.